Of course, of course. Especially when I'm in a sleep-deprived state while texting my friends and then they reply me back with "lol what the hell are you typing did auto-correct possessed you or something" XD

We can come up with a fictional town situated in the Laurentian, maybe something that sounds French-y, but my knowledge on the French language is pretty much stuck at 'bonjour, moi, au revoir, noir' level. I just know a few odd words here and there, absolutely zero idea on the complicated grammar and male-female nouns or whatever lol.

I'm cool going with Meyer's version - minus the sparkling bit. As for the burning part maybe not immediate, at least a couple of minutes under direct sunlight before they start smoking and eventually on fire? And yep agreeing with you on the "no garlic, stakes, silver cross, holy water or churches" stuffs. Just set them on fire and there we go. XD