The day was long, but no longer than usual.  It all started with the dogs, and then school.  He loved school, but not for the learning.  He'd managed to do that by himself.  No, what he loved about school was the women, and the endless possibilities that waited for him for three hours of classes and always shrugged their shoulders and left when they realized he was still too chicken to make a move on any of the ones which interested him.  Then there was work, and not even a lot of it.  The shift was short, about four hours, and he didn't do much work.  NOt that he ever did.  Perhaps it was all the people talking to him, not costumers, that was always okay because they just asked about what they needed and went away.  No, the issues he had were with his associates and their denial to accept the fact he wasn't interested in what they had to say.  Really, it wasn't his fault. If there was anyone to blame it was them!

"That's probably it, my coworkers."  He nodded, frowning because even though the statement made sense on paper there was something somewhere in the far back of his head that wouldn't stop pointing and laughing at him for even entertaining the idea that things could be that simple.  "Er."  He said as he collapsed on the bed like a brick would collapse anywhere that wasn't holding it tight.  "Things will be better in the morning."  They couldn't be worst.  "Sure they could, I could be denying of a tumor that's starting late and making up for things with the kind of initiative that would bring about a basketball sized clump of retarded flesh in no time flat."  He sighed.  Stopped sighing and remembered how tired he was which resulted in a much longer sight.  It took time and herculean effort but he managed to doze off.  

"I'm awake"  He said out loud to anyone that would listen.  There wasn't a masked figure in the room with a machete looking down at him, which was really all anyone could hope for.  "That's a start right?"  He tried to pull himself out of bed but found the task too much for the body that felt like someone had injected full of raw dough.  "I'll just wait her for a moment and rest my eyes. "