[quote=@Kingfisher]
<Snipped quote by Wade Wilson>

Oh you scoundrel, you. 

I, Kingfisher, master of playing chubby-girls, do hearby pledge my interest. 
[/quote]

Welcome to [i]The Kidnapping[/i], Suspect #4. I hearby pledge my excitement in your interest. Do feel free to invite your fellow roleplaying friends.