I can only imagine Sakura hitting town and showing off an engagement ring WAAAAAAAAY into the future though. Then the husband and wife duo are all, "I remember when you two were simply dating! Ah, to be young and in love!"

Well that's the joke - what ARE the odds of that, really? Ino needs to calm her gossiping ass down though when she hears about this. Cause let's be real, Sakura can't keep this from Ino, Ino is gonna either be told or she's going to put it together when Sakura's NOT GOING HOME AND THEN LYING ABOUT BEING AT HER HOUSE! Hm, the day they make it known would make things easier on them, yet the Tsunade and Mebuki side plot will offer its share of difficulties. They'll find a means of recovering, somehow.