It used to be Fanfiction.net, right? I made a FF account ages ago and never used it again, but it got transferred to Fictionpress. I've relogged in, so let me fiddle around with it later.

[quote]~shuffles in to corner and mumbles something about getting banned from said sight~[/quote]

I won't butt into your business there, but are you not able to read any stories there, or is it restricted to just not being able to upload?