[quote=@Zeal]
<Snipped quote by Etcetera>

My job isn't so clean...probably because I don't make it clean...anyways. 
*a soldier with an axe strikes me from above and I slice him and his axe blade in two with my sword that now looks like a large katana*
[/quote]

*Coughs once*
You can do it cleanly.
*Puts my hand on one and they collapse*