[quote=@DarkwolfX37]
<Snipped quote by Zeal>

*Looks at you strangely* Didn't I say that I'm here to keep you away from my charge? My memory is terrible, so I apologize if I forgot. 
*Pauses and my eyes widen an imperceptible amount* Oh. Are you dating this girl and think that I'm expressing similar intent? 
[/quote]

*growls lowly and then my eyes widen as well*
Wait what?