[quote=supertinyking]
Good man! I have been bored out of my wits, and you come along to be the chosen one. To restore balance to the thread and end the boredom.
[/quote]

Yay! *throws my Loli maid into the air*
Loli: WHEEEEE!
Me: SHIT! *jumps up and catches her * Whew... *falls back to the ground* ...