[quote=eddieddi]
Yup, I'll leave it up to you as to how he deals with a floating piano. may I ask why you resent fanfiction?
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Just bad experiences. Firefly used to be such an innocent, well, not quite innocent, show, but then fanfiction turned it into a porn fest. Most well written fanfic is good, I used to write some myself, but these days it's something I try to avoid as a rule because there are some real creeps, in my opinion, who work on that stuff.