What? Plot? Where?? I shall stab it until it is dead, I say! Dead!

Awe c'mon, do we need plot? Can't we just.. you know... umm... do the slashy thingie that everyone does? space pirate/other space pirate 
And then we can, like, put them into a place where they... Oh! Where they bump into one another while going around a corner because that never happens, ever! Seriously, I'm loving the idea and you so need to do this. High school fandom additional would be awesome, too. Just so we can throw in some catty girls. But do we really need plot? Don't you think you're asking for a little much? I'm feeling constrained! Can't feel... my.... toes...