[@Hank]
I feel bad for people who can only view literature through such a veil of cynicism :(
The written word is an adventure;
literature is an art not a science;
A true ethereal conduit to the soul,
not a scientific equation! :(
Despite what the world of the grammar Nazi seems to suggest. 

I truly hope you learn to cultivate a proper imagination someday my friend :(

I really don't mind biters; The world would be boring without them ^_^
[@Kirra]
Thanks for the welcome!