[quote=@Sypherkhode822]
Ozy, I thank you from the bottom of my heart for saving me from having to think of a justifiable way to write about going to war with turnips.
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Yes, I was kind of at a loss for how to write something like that as well, which is why I spun it the way I did.

[quote=@Athinar]
D'aww. I was hoping for sentient, evil turnips. Oh well, I guess bandits work as well. 
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Don't worry I'm sure we can work that in at a later date, it's just that evil vegetables are more of a mid RP thing, and rather hard to start off on, lest our character become known as Kal the Turnipslayer.