"I wonder how explosively charcoal dust burns"
"Should I describe this corpse as a [i]tangle[/i] of muscles or a [i]mess[/i] of tendons?"
"I've been wrong before but I don't think 'the figure crumpled to the ground' is too cliche"
"Hmm maybe I should stick some easily-suppressed thoughts of remorse somewhere at the end"
"This forum doesn't have an age restriction, I wonder if the mods will mind"

Man, I had waaay too much fun with this.