[quote=@Vilageidiotx]
I don't think the mods will mind, so long as the murder weapon isn't human genitalia or something. 
[/quote]

"I differ between crazy and insane people. A crazy person will beat a person to death with a steel dildo. An insane person will beat an insane person to death with a steel dildo; but he'll be in a bugs bunny suit at the time."
-Paraphrased George Carlin.


That said the obvious choice for describing a crime-scene is through puns and metaphors related to any CIS show/spinoff, NCIS, Criminal Minds, and/or Sherlock. Perhaps The Wire if it's high-class.