[h1]Ryuu[/h1] A sexy merwoman caught Ryuu by surprise. There were many things he could've thought of the moment she popped up. "What the hell is that?!" or "Holy crap, what's going on?" But Ryuu was a different story. If there was man who could think "Mom, I saw boobs for the first time in my life," then he would be the one to think of that during a middle of a life-changing crisis. So he thought to himself, [i]Mom, I saw boobs for the first time in my life.[/i] Even though he didn't really have a mom... The otaku quickly threw his hands up in the air, his eyes wide in surprise rather than fear, when a blue-haired woman shouted at him. What was up with every man and woman looking like idols around him?! Why couldn't they look bland as hell like he was- Oh wait. Maybe that was taking it too far. He'd really hate to see someone that looked like him. "...Yes ma'a- I mean," the otaku stuttered before retrieving his level-headed(?) attitude. "Fine then. I won't shoot directly at it, then. But if it makes [i]one[/i] move to kill me, I'm going to make it regret popping out of that damned water." Even the merwoman said something about the sea snake... though, he had to trust any information he could get if he wanted to live, regardless of how ridiculous it sounded to him. He didn't want a f-ckbucket of snakes chasing after him, after all. Before he shot again, however, Ryuu heard a distant scream from the boat. Some dude just fell off. [i]...Just ignore him,[/i] Ryuu thought to himself as a weird itch came to his heart. But for some reason, something commanded him to think otherwise. [i]Just ignore him. Just- ...Fuck, I'm going to regret this.[/i] Putting his pistols by his belt, the sunglasses-wearing man threw aside his sunglasses- they would just get in the way if he brought them to water. Ryuu grit his teeth as he ran towards the scream's direction, nearly falling off when he slammed himself against the side of the boat and saw the crewman. He turned to the snake, then at the man. He hated snakes. He preferred men, regardless of whether they were screaming for help or trying to kill him for no good reason. And whatever, his life was nearly complete: he just saw boobs for the first time after all. Ryuu jumped off the boat and as he resurfaced, grabbed the crewman. But how the hell was he going to get back up? ... ... ... ... ... "[b][i]...FUCKING HELL, ME! WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT SHIT [U]BEFORE[/U] I JUMPED OFF?![/i][/b]" The otaku turned to the snake's direction and then at the boat. What could he do...? Well, first things first, he needed to blast the crewman back on the ship. Since the guy was wearing clothes, he could still use his plasma powers on the man. "Hang on," he grumbled as he swam behind the crewman and held him by his waist. Gritting his teeth, he lowered himself and caused a small blast of plasma to send the man back onto the ship. So all was well. Now he just needed to get himself back on the ship. "I'm dead, aren't I?" Ryuu asked no one in particular as he quickly regretted saving the crewman.