[quote=@KabenSaal]
Maybe you are just an NPC
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I refuse to be lost to obscurity. I shall become the comic relief if need be.

[quote=@Jedly]
You could accidentally fall onto a heroine and go down that kind of route.  Or find the other protagonist and switch roles.

Romcom or Harem, pick your poison.
EDIT:
oooooooooooooooooooooor find some alien artifact from eons ago and go down the scifi genre.
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Hmm, having a harem sounds pretty nice, not going to lie.

[quote=@Lucius Cypher]
Nah, what you need is to get a badass scar from that one time you tried to be a hero, only to get your ass kicked and become jaded and disillusioned at the world. Then you'd meet a strong-willed but naive girl who insist on justice and stuff which you disagree with, but begrudgingly follow along anyways as you face the demons of your past and regain your idealism.

Alternatively make your hair very spiky and dye it red. Bitches love spike red heads.
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Coincidentally, I already have natural red hair. Now I just need to make it spiky and get the scar. Hmm. Does the time I fell off a playground slide when I was 2 and split my lip open count?