Then yeah don't watch any more horror porn.

Sakura can learn shotgun, I've told you this! Working with Tsunade can give her the idea of combining chakra with consecutive strikes and she can ask Kakashi for help with the technique. It's as good an excuse as any for her to spend time with him after Tsunade takes over. 

Great post. Would it be too much if he fed her to help sell the deception? Also, I think she might get a close-up of his face since they're eating side-by-side now, hype levels must reach maximum~