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SISH, THE TRANDOSHAN SADISTIC BASTARD (AKA, SHIT EATING LIZARD!) VERSUUUUUUUUUUUS SHIRI AND XID, THE STAR CROSSED LOVERS. ANDRI, THE DIPLOMAT WITH NO WEAPONS. ALAT, THE COLD HEARTED KILLER.