School fucking sucks. And not because it's boring (even though it is) but there are other things that make life as a teenager a fucking misery.

First off, girls. Not all girls, of course. Some are very pleasant, nice, and good people all around. But then you have the girls who think school is about violating the school dress code and coming to school on nonuniform day wearing a belly top and a skirt that looks like it's crawling up their ass.

And then some of them just look so [i]fucking[/i] perfect it makes you question why God would make them look so perfect when they are so bitchy and make people like me do all the work because they're chatting with their friends across the FUCKING CLASSROOM because they can't be bothered to work and talk to social outcasts like me.

And then they just mess about and shit like YOU'RE HERE TO FUCKING LEARN I WILL RIP YOUR GORGEOUS HAIR OUT AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR PERKY ASS AND GET THE FUCK OUT AND GO DIE IN A HOLE.

And then there are the guys who also fuck about and talk to people across the classroom and always tut when the teacher scolds them for an appropriate reason that the jerks don't see and it ANNOYS ME TO NO END.

And then they're just trying to get into the pants of any girl they come across thinking they're all hot 'n all when they're really not.

And the likes they get on Instagram pics like WHYYYYYYYY DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED

And then they just make you feel weird and socially awkward and question your body like ARE YOU HERE TO MAKE EVERYONE'S LIVES A MISERY IN THIS SCHOOL NO SO FUCK OFF AND GO WANK OFF TO PICTURES OF GANDALF LIKE SERIOYSLY

UGH

FUCK SCHOOL

FUCK HUMANS

IM OFF TO MARS