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I agree. I'd make one, but then I wouldn't get to make an entry (well I could make an entry but it's not [i]as[/i] fun if you know that it won't win).
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I've tried but no one seems interested in my writing contests. I never get more than two or three entrees.

Lug, you're usually got good ideas. Any suggestions?