No rush on the post. I'm getting ready to crawl into bed... after I completely freaked myself out. I was opening a can and it started spewing. Then I realized it was slightly swollen. And I remember this thing called Botulism that lives in cans that exhibit these symptoms. And that it can Kill You. *cue panic* So I completely freaked out. I'm still not sure if I managed to get the whole house contaminated in my panic to get rid of the can and escaped food. (I'll find out anywhere from 6 hours to 10 days...) Didn't finish making my dinner because of that. Though on the positive side, I'm not hungry anymore. 

P.S. The CDC's website is completely unhelpful.

Other than that, I'm leaving my job. So on the whole: Not bad.

EDIT: And... I'm going to bed. TTYL