[quote=@January]
Do you mind if I cheat on you?
[/quote]

Yes, I mind.

[quote=@Halo]
Only if it's an open relationship. Sorry, hon, I just don't think you'd have enough stamina to satisfy the whole of Spam after dark.
[/quote]

Well a chunk of Spam will probably get married before 40. Between that, suicide, and car accidents there's not going to be a crazy amount of people left.

I think I can handle it. I live in Utah, after all.