"[b]Oh my god, you are a mess, aren't you?[/b]" Lewis commented, tossing the phone onto the bed, "[b]I'm here to help you. Now come out of the bathroom and stop being weird.[/b]" Lewis had to hold back laughter, knowing his inflammatory pokes would do nothing but anger the girl further. Lewis stood up from the comfortable bed, and walked over to the other end of the room, placing his hands up on the wall, "[b]Look, I'll even do you a solid. I'm on the other side of the room. Just open your door and take a peek at how nonthreatening I look.[/b]" Lewis sighed as he awaited the girl to respond, less out of annoyance, but more out of disbelief that this is where his life, or unlife, had led him.