Mercury walked up to Aven confidently, then abruptly turned to stare directly away from him. Whispering loudly out of the corner of his mouth, the mage said, "Psst, I heard you've got the goods for me." Aven stared blankly at the strange boy for a moment before it registered that he must be attempting to collect the quest reward. What was wrong with all these player characters? ... "Booyah mother fu***rs, I pulled a friggin' Buster Blade!" More than a few players looked to see the odd boy waving a ridiculously gigantic sword in the air. Sure, it was purely a vanity item and would break if ever actually used, but they didn't need to know that. Mercury ran around the town a few times with his new sword before returning to Aven and immediately equipping his other quest reward. Gone was the fool, gone was the boy. The being that appeared where Mercury had been stading seconds ago was unlike anything ever seen my player or NPC in the world of Haven. "I... AM... INVINCIBLE!" Mercury stood in the center of town, his form obscured by black flames of energy. He swung his sword around to dissapate the smoke of his new armor. Armor? "What is this shit!?" The mage glared accusingly at the NPC. Mercury's new armor left nothing to the imagination; all it was was a small piece of black cloth to cover, well.. his piece, and a string across his chest. Around his neck was a necklace with a single round gem of bright pink. He was practically naked! "What the hell is this!? I mean, come on! Is.. is this a ball gag!? And this," Mercury ripped off the tiny top. "Is this supposed to cover something!? Don't even get me started on the bottom, because I'm not even going to look down until you change me back!" Aven looked more than a little flustered. "I-I'm sorry sir. I seem to have given you the female magician's battle armor. Let me correct that this moment." Mercury silenced the failure of an NPC with a slap. "No! I demand compensation. Give me the highest level cape and hat you have and I won't sue the dev that wrote you!" The boy could be quite forceful when need be. Covered with a large cape and a hat hiding the rest of him, Mercury made his way back to the snake clearing to gather materials. Five minutes and a few hundred snake scales later, Marcury spread his arms wide, throwing the cape open and revealing his handiwork. What had been a piece of string and a mockery of a thong had been transformed into a beautiful snakeskin two piece, the ball gag remade into a diamond-shaped pendant of emerald scales. It was still for the wrong gender, but screw the rules, he was a magician! "Now to flaunt my creativi- --- Connection Lost --- In a dark room, location unknown, a lone voice can be heard, calling out, saying... "BIIIIIIIIIIIITCH!!!"