Define fresh.
What is "funky fresh" and why was it a deal?

Mind wise, I am always a 0 fresh. Sanity, I am a re-re-re-fresh.
Mood-wise, call me a parabola. Workwise is negative infinity take 10 to the power of age.
Noob-wise I'm just not, okay.
RP-wise, I need to get fresher. Taking tips..