So, I don't want this to be my final submission, as it is stream of consciousness, but I like it.

There is evil in my bed and I cannot move:

I cannot move and there is an ant on my chest with the voice of Ned Flanders why is it so heavy, that I cannot breath or move it must be a nuclear ant now I am in a crater and have been. blown to the edge; I do not feel very good paralyzed paralyzed paralyzed oh God, I am back in my bed, and the ant is gone, the Devil has replaced it and he is behind me I cannot move I still cannot move, why oh why. The Devil is here I know he is.

He is a panther, sitting in wait in my bedroom corner a panther made of snakes, where my curtain used to be I cannot scream, I cannot scream and I fall to sleep, where I find a man, his back to the sun he has no face he has no face he is burnt plastic and he stabbed the Virgin Mary why did he do that.

This is why I put holy water on my bed but it doesn't work I wake up and there is evil in my bed and I cannot move.