[quote=@Arty Fox]And then you have the mermaid[/quote]

And then we have the mermaid. Merlad. Merkid. Merboy. Merunmarried young man. Merbachelor. Bonus points for an old mermaid: Merspinster.

Mermale? Usually I just default to Mer, but I have a feeling someone's going to tease Roan about maid meaning virgin.