[quote=@Zeal]
 <Snipped quote by Mammalia>

Nono. You wanted me to. So I will. 
*a large sword materializes in my hand as I twirl it and stop it on my shoulder*
I do hope you don't forget what I believed my duties were...
*grins*
[/quote]

if said duties are [i]not[/i] something to do with policing or something like that I will be greatly embarrassed