[quote=@DarkwolfX37]
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It isn't. 
I've been holding back more than you can possibly guess, bite me.
Neither will I.
[/quote]

I know you're holding back. And it's the consensus that you'll continue doing so. This isn't an explicit art form that you can simply write whatever you want in. There are regulations that must be followed; you can write your own stories where you have no rules, but we have few here, and they are strictly enforced.