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But you're not a paladin. You're a piss-ass weak doctor with a slow-ass metal dog that'll probably get crumpled like an empty soda can when the giant monster steps on it.
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And this is why being the medic is the best job ever: Nobody honestly expects you to put up a fight. Unless it's Killing Floor in which case you are the savior of all mankind and can tank the Patriarch with a syringe poking out of your nostril as you Übermensch your way to victory throwing money into magma pits.
But Leonard can't do that. All he can do is sew someone's arm back on.