"WAAAAA-HAHAHA!"

Wario slammed his meaty fist into his plate, flipping his shrimp up into the air. His mouth opened wide as he swallowed the garlic-rich morsels and stood on his chair.

"ANOTHER DIMENSION!? I WAS WORRIED FOR A SECOND!"

Wario's arms doubled in size as he flexed, muscles bulging through the layers of fat. With a wide grin, he made his proclomation.

"It doesn't matter if it's The Gold Diva, The Viewer, The Black Diamond, or Rudy the Clown! This'll be a perfect chance to rob that Viewer dork and the rest of the multiverse blind!"