Dat witty opening though. 10/10 would read again.

Welcome! I hope you enjoy what you find here! I'm not new per say, but it's been awhile since I've been active on here and I've just come back, so I'm new to the scene as well. Perhaps I shouldn't be welcoming people but, eh, I feel like I can do my duty. XD What better way to meet people, after all? Good luck and have fun, you're bound to find something you're going to enjoy writing for!