[quote=Tyki]
i open an ark portal beneath them and they land in a bed with minimal discomfort as road keeps kissing van "happy now? and no security system can stop the ark by the way" i say nonchalantly
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"Yes, and that is why I didn't even try. Also the security is for after you get here....observe." He says, portaling a bandit from a random world in only for him to turn into a rat. "See? Constantly reapplying debuff keeping them harmless." He says.