[h1]Donkey Kong[/h1]
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Donkey Kong, overjoyed to have a wonderful banana-based meal (bananas are an important part of every Kong's diet), immediately dug into the food with loud slurping noises (even managing to slurp the [i]pancakes[/i]), shoveling food into his mouth with the utensils and picking up the bowl of soup and drinking rather loudly--

Wait, another dimension? Entertainment?!

Donkey Kong's eyes bugged out and he suddenly spewed banana soup to his right, where Wario was sitting. Donkey Kong slammed his fist into the table and growled. Nobody makes a fool of Donkey Kong! He was a gorilla, darn it! He was hero of the jungle, and not some circus animal! He was a sophisticated member of Kong society; why, he wore a TIE.

Donkey Kong retracted his fist and resolved to survive this "Viewer" fellow's little game. Then he would give him a wallop that could (figuratively) punch the moon out of the sky.

[h1]Dizzy[/h1]
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Dizzy laughed in giddy enjoyment as Krieg displayed his epic air-guitar shredding. She twirled about on her rear wheels. "That was [i]brilliant![/i]" she cheered, before crashing back down on her front wheels and doing backwards donuts. The little orange cement mixer screeched to a halt, spotting a motorcycle.

Dizzy came from a world where talking vehicles were commonplace, and overhearing the voice of the motorcycle (or, rather, motor[i]rad[/i]), Dizzy skipped over to Hermes, shaking excitedly like a happy puppy. "I'm Dizzy!" she quipped happily, twirling on her rear wheels as she said her name. "What's your name?" she asked, falling back to the ground and grinning at Hermes.