[quote=@Raineh Daze]
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I COULD DO HETEROSEXUAL CHARACTERS IF I WANTED TO. :<

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... I have no interest in digimon nor complicated naming schemes involving said series?
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Sorry, but you gotta look at your options.

It's either a kid who wants that vampire booty or a Homunculus who could care less about trite romances currently.

Pick your poison.