[quote=@Dblade26]
Oh my God considering this Deadpool's relationship with Slade, President Slade would be HILARIOUS!

*Deadpool breaks out from the Task Force X facility*

"WILSON! WILSON WHERE THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING!?"

"Duh I'm a ninja, I'm gonna go do what any good ninja would do!...

I'M GONNA GO KIDNAP THE PRESIDENT! AND NOBODY'S A BAD ENOUGH DUDE TO STOP ME!"

*Later, having somehow snuck onto Airforce One dressed as a female flight attendant*

"'Sup bro? Hope you already got your complimentary peanuts, 'cause I'm suspending in-flight services!"

and then it turns out it was just his idea of spending quality time with family.
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...

Yeah, dodged a real bullet there.