[b]Nexus of All Realities[/b]

He stood in the shadows, just his tiny feathered silhouette could be seen. From somewhere, a horn blared out a tune. He snapped his fingers as a spotlight appeared and shone on Howard the Duck. He wore a sequined tuxedo jacket, no pants, and cradled a microphone in one hand while he snapped with the other.

"We'll meet again," he crooned. "Don't know where, don't know when. But I know we'll meet again some sunny day."

The Duck spun, his sequined jacket flashing in the light, and winked at an audience only he could see.

"Keep smiling through, just like you always do. Till the blue skies drive the dark clouds, far away. So will you please say hello to the folks that I know, tell them I won't be long. They'll be happy to know that as you saw me go I was singing this song."

Getting down to one knee, Howard sang his heart out just one last time.

"We'll meet again. Don't know where, don't know when but I know we'll meet again some sunny day."

The spotlight faded to black and Howard disappeared to parts unknown. Some say to right wrongs, other say to finally get that long-promised meal, but the truth is Howard the Duck went to do... whatever it is ducks do. Eat bread? I dunno. Do I look like a duck guy? What do they call those things? Ornithologist. Just googled it. Goodnight, everbody!