Looks like I can finally assign the award for 'Laziest, Complainingest person here'.  Hey, if you're going to bring up points in an argument, that's fine, but if you feel the need to use a snippity tone to accentuate your points you're definitely outclassing 'clicking on an html link' in the tedious and annoying department, as well as inviting justified retaliation.  What I had faith in was all of my players fielding the colossal effort of pushing LMB twice, twiddling the scroll wheel, and using their eyeballs.  You've proven me wrong on that account, however.  Also, this entire odyssey could be avoided if you could remember the names for yourself.  Although, I can't exactly blame you or anyone for forgetting them, since this is only the second time that this specific array of characters has been in the same place.  How many times could anyone have possibly needed to figure out who's present?

Now that I'm done satisfying my bloated ego, I can do an actual solution in addition to the one I already have.  I've transposed the roster to the OOC OP, eliminating two out of the four steps.  And people will be stating their locations from now on, I hope.  Abel, Sepia, Robert, Cobalt, and Diamond have done things in Grimm Studies thus far.