[@WittyWolf]

[u][url=http://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/3043478] - Buster McMincemeat - [/url][/u]
Buster scuttled into the Guards' Gourd, and walked up to the bar.  However, being only a foot tall, he couldn't even see the bartender, let alone order a drink very well.
[color=Salmon]"Hey, bar-guy, lend a hand?"[/color] the gnome shouted, hitting the side of the counter with his fists. [color=Salmon]"How do you even have any business?  A proper bartender puts the customer first, not on the floor!"[/color]