[@WittyWolf]

[u][url=http://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/3043478] - Buster McMincemeat - [/url][/u]
[color=Salmon]"Well of course you didn't see me, you think I don't realize I'm short?  People these days, always so offended to be short, or old, or [b]ugly[/b]"[/color] the gnome squinted his eyes at the man when he said the last part.  Then, quieter but still audible, he said, [color=LightSalmon]"Though the mustache is quite well done..."[/color]

Buster coughed into his closed hand, and put his attention back to the man rather than his mustache.
[color=Salmon]"Pick me up!?  How insulting!  Don't tell me you don't have any step stools in this pub?"[/color] he spat in disgust when the bartender mentioned putting the gnome on the stool.