[quote=@Musoka]
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Is the wrench what he calls his penis?
[/quote]

wtf

The wrench is what he calls:
Firearms
Long Speeches about how Americans do stupid shit
Firealarms
And that's all right now.

Oh, he threatened a bunch of aliens with nuclear warheads, while being surrounded in said alien's flagship, armed with only a handgun.