[quote=@lady horatio]
This sounds like [i]loads[/i] of fun! Which is probably why so many other applicants have beat me here. Do you have room for one more,  [@Antarctic Termite], or are you pretty full up for the moment?
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I'm in the precarious position of trying something completely new, so I have no idea how many or how few applicants I should accept and I'm testing the waters by letting everyone in. Go wild.

[quote=@PolkaDancer]@antartictermite How would mind control work?[/quote]

It doesn't. See the souls section in the main thread. The best you can do is take a non-soul-bearing organism and change the physical structure of its brain, causing it to have different innate instincts or perceive the world differently.