[quote=@Lugubrious]
I enjoy ice skating from time to time, but I've hurt my toes more than my other bits.  Skates were super tight, just like me.
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[quote]Skates were super tight, just like me.[/quote]

[quote]super tight, just like me.[/quote]

[quote]super tight[/quote]

[quote][b]just like me[/b][/quote]

Bro, I was fucking drinking.