[@HaltingBlooper] Hm, I could probably live with that.  I love snow quite a lot and I hate to dump on my hometown, but Portland sounds cooler than Cincinnati in pretty much every way.

[@Akayaofthemoon] That's cool!  You've definitely lived in more places than me.  My dad travels a lot so I've been to quite a few parts of the country, but I've lived in rural Ohio for my entire life.