[quote=@Tearstone]
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*as a Knight-Who-Says-Ni* We demand... a Summary! 

Srsly though. Tl;DR. 

What you term 'horrible' might simply be comical. Either that or my mind is going to go off in a direction that I can only describe as 'deeply pornographic'. XD
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Hmm. This intrigues me, if we were on a different forum I'd love to hear your thoughts on this matter.