"Gentlemen...behold!" Singed called out to his audience of exploding lava turtles, amidst the forest trees. "They said it couldn't be done, they called me [i]insane[/i]...yet here I stand today. I have successfully crafted a home made megaphone out of only a beaver, some string, and a megaphone!" He cried out as he held aloft a megaphone with a beaver tied to it. 

"Hello!" One of the countless Turtles greeted

"Well yes, I suppose it is time for the Q&A session. Alright then, ask away" 

"Hello!"

"To be completely honest, it had more to do with budget issues then anything else"

"Hello!"

"Well of course it does! Why else would the beaver be such a vital component!? Quite an obvious answer, but still, it's good that we got it out of the way"

"Hello!"

"Ha! They wish. After how they slandered me, no amount of begging could convince me!"

"Hello!"

"Ah, now there's an excellent question! I was wondering if anyone would ask. Well you see, the reason is-" However he was cut off by the sounds of fighting. "Who dares interrupt my press confreres!? Clearly, this is a problem that only [i]extreme violence[/i] can solve!" Turning back the the assembled Turtles, he spoke to them "my sincerest apologies, but it seems that I will have to cut this short." Grabbing his megaphone and a nearby box, he made his way to the sounds of combat. When he arrived, he saw gargoyles attacking some other creature. "I should have known! Those gargoyles are still after me. Well I'm prepared for them this time!" Pulling the lid off the box, Singed shouted "go my children, attack the winged vermin!" Rabid Squirrels rushed out of the box and to the phoenix "no you fools! The other winged vermin!" Pausing, the Squirrels, looked over at the gargoyles, and after a beat they pounce on them. Biting into their bodies.