See, on days like this, kids like you, who have sans as their avatar, [s]want to have a bad time[/s] are always promising 1x1 rp partners

Here we go:

I'd be happy to do the Demon X Human thing: I never get the chance to channel Fallen London and play the kind of denizen of the inferno [u][b]I[/b][/u] like.

And I know that, because you "can" RP with me, you "have to".