[@Willy Vereb]

>Puts on Sunglasses and American flag

I demand that you hand over your colonial claims to me because [s]you have oil[/s] you are oppressing you peoples and I will liberate them. I have information that your country has [s]oil despots[/s] WMDs, surrender now and hand over your colonies before things get messy!

>Waves around shotgun and beer