"Well, if we're all going to introduce ourselves, then I might as well. I am Singed "The Great And Powerful" Strange! You may have heard of my many exploits of sciencing! However I must ask you all to hold your applause and shrieks of girlish delight." Singed told them. Then, turning his attention to one of the gargoyles, he marched up to it "and you! What did I tell you last time Steve!? Do [i]not[/i] interrupt me with sounds of combat!" Using his tail, he sketched out a shape in air with lava. A few seconds later, it sprang to life in the form of a Turtle

"Hello!"

"Assistant Steve, take a note; this one goes on the [i]list[/i]" he said the last word while giving said gargoyle a nasty point blank stink eye.

"Hello!"

"No you fool! Not that list, the other list!"

"Hello!"

"Of course not! You know how I feel about the color periwinkle! Maybe next year" Singed then noticed his hoard of Squirrels staring at him with their soulless eyes "well!? What are all of you waiting for!? Back in the box!" he commanded them, and just like that, the rabid beasts scampered back into the box. "Honestly, I shouldn't have to micromanage them like that. And don't think I didn't hear that Steve!" Singed bellowed, staring at a tree

The tree being a tree, said nothing.