In horror I watched as the screen distorted, filling with static. With enraptured terror the television glowed and began to sing with a terrifying static rain. Hurriedly, I dashed to the wall and unplugged the TV set. As the chord came out from the wall hyper-realstic blood began spewing from the wall. But that was no matter and not the issue at hand: because the TV did not shut off.

As if it were plugged back in, the TV continued to glow and fill the room with its static snarl as if filled with a million bees. I could almost hear the famous Nic Cage meme as I went to the door. But something froze me as I reached for the door. Almost as if something had put a long tongue into my anus.

"HI OP!" I heard a voice declare cheerily from the TV set.

I turned in horror to behold what had happened. Floating as if by strings my SNES set hovered above the floor as from behind it a pair of large bright eyes looked happily out at me. They were large, dish-panned. The iris a ring of vibrant purple with pupils opened wide in jubilation. Floating in a sea of happy pink and a candy-maned smiling horse looked at me with the up-most cheer.

"HI, I'M CADENCE!" the television blasted with a voice of rainbows and crystal. I fell to my knees screaming in pain. My knees splashed in the puddle of hyper-realistic blood that was not flowing from everything.

"OH DON'T MIND THAT, THAT'S JUST THIS PAST MILLENIUM'S PERIOD!" the candy-colored pony said giggling, "I HAVEN'T HAD THIS MUCH FUN SINCE SHINING DIED. WANNA GO OUT? JUST BEND OVER!"

Her face disappeared from the screen, replaced only by a black screen with to options

>Yes
>No (you disgusting monster)